Steel Cage Match: Alex Rodriguez vs. Jose Canseco

The story between these two keeps getting better.

Here's the plot so far:

Jose Canseco had a relationship with Madonna in the early 90's. In the article, Canseco claims the two never got naked together.

Years later, Alex Rodriguez allegedly had a hand in Madonna's divorce.





Now, Alex Rodriguez has admitted to using performance enhancing drugs.. How did it come to this, you ask?

First, Jose Canseco said ARod was on 'The Juice':





Then ARod denied it on 60 Minutes:





Next, Sports Illustrated broke the story that ARod did, in fact, use a banned substance during his time with the Texas Rangers.





Finally, Rodriguez admits he 'juiced':





What does this teach us?

1. Jose Canseco was right about ARod.

2. Canseco is telling the truth about Madonna wanting to have his baby.

3. ARod is an &$$h*1e.

Stay tuned for more in this saga.