Thanks to Empty Netters for bringing up Sean Avery's suspension.
Avery, currently a forward/agitator for the Dallas Stars, was suspended for comments he made about Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf's girlfriend, who is Avery's ex-girlfriend. Read the comments Avery made here.
If she looks familiar, it is because she banged our friend Mitch on the movie Old School and was a porn star in The Girl Next Door. She is actress Elisha Cuthbert.
I know what you're thinking. Why would any semi-hot chick want to get it on with the widely despised Avery? The only solution we could come up with is that women like bad boys who design clothing.
Anyway, this isn't even the first time Avery and Cuthbert have been linked in a story since their break-up. Apparently he slithered his way into Mary-Kate Olsen's panties too. Then he cheated on her...with Cuthbert.
This story is just further evidence that Sean Avery's on-ice persona is a mirror image of himself off the ice. He is a first-class jackass.
And the Stars are in last place. Suckers.
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