Here's the Keys, Son

As you probably know by now, the Cleveland Browns have pulled the plug on starting quarterback Derek Anderson and replaced him with marketing sensation Brady Quinn. His sister is the least attractive 'hot chick' known to man. Ever.

Cleveland's loss to Baltimore on Sunday forced coaches and management to pull the trigger.

They panicked, says ESPN's Trent Dilfer.

The way we see it, the Browns could have Brian Sipe under center and it wouldn't really make a difference. This team is going nowhere until Braylon Edwards learns to catch the football and Romeo Crennel learns how to deal with Kellen Winslow. Whammy.