Avoid www.freecandy.com at Work

One of my favorite blogs is affectionately known as the Pensblog.

Those guys are awesome.

As you may already know, they (and their loyal readers!) have given Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik the nickname 'Free Candy'.

I guess someone thought he looked like a child molester in last year's team photo.



He did.

Anyway, I promise that this story is going somewhere.

Being a hardcore Penguins fan can be both exhilirating and exhausting.

Speaking of hardcore, I was wondering if someone had started a Free Candy website in honor of Brooks, so I typed in www.freecandy.com.

Mistake # 1.

Apparently that magic combination, www.freecandy.com, is the perfect web address for a porn site.

Great.

So a porn site is preventing someone from starting a 'Free Candy'/Brooks Orpik fan site.

Not that I wanted to do it, but it would be nice for someone to have that option.

And with that, here is the greatest defensive shift of all time:



Thank you Free Candy, and goodnight.